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| Entry tags: | this is bullshit |
Title: This is Bullshit (53/60)
Authors: howido_fics & youbrat
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan Spencer/Alex
Rating: R
Summary: The four guys email back and forth.
Disclaimer: *sigh*
Author’s Note: This is a co-write. howido_fics is Brendon/Spencer, youbrat is Ryan/Alex. Ryan's pov is in blue and Bren's is normal black.
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO FONT COLORS AGAIN! ALEX=RED, SPENCER=GREEN
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 10:05:54
From: Ryan Ross <ryro@yahoo.com>
Subject: Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com
Cc: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com
Hey Lex (and Bren and Spence)!
So yesterday I looked at apartments and condos with Spence, Bren saw the last one too. I think we saw a total of like ten in the day, but I didn't like all of them so I'm not going to bother with every single one. But I looked at the ten and narrowed it down to my favorites. My absolute favorite is the last one, its a condo with three bedrooms and its absolutely beautiful. I managed to even get a floorplan off their website to show you how it looks. Mom and dad have agreed to help us with a place, the problem is a condo needs to be bought, they don't have any that are just for rent. A couple of the condos that are cheaper than my favorite would def work, but I didn't really like how they looked or felt, I think Spence agreed with me each time I said I liked or didn't like the place. The apartments were nice, there were one or two I wouldn't be caught dead in and then there were those that were absolutely amazing and beautiful, but they weren't all that big or were only two bedrooms. I know we said we wanted a three bedroom so that whenever the guys need a place to crash or whatever we could have extra room, and, given the respective...um...relationships we both have, I don't think we can really share a room, so then we'd need to fight over who got the Master unless we scrap the Master and turn it into a band room or whatever. I dunno, we'll have to figure that out once we pick the place I guess.
So anyway, the pictures are all at the end, let me know what you like the looks of best, Lex. We need to make a decision soon. If we really want one of the condos then mom and dad are willing to buy it for us! I know, buy it for us! They figure they'll pay the mortgage on it (whatever mortgage they actually get on it because they have enough money to probably buy it outright) until we graduate and then they can sell it or I can keep it or we can keep it or whatever we want to do. If we sell it then we'll just have to give them back what they paid and if theres any left over we can split it or whatever. So let me know what you think (that goes for Bren and Spence too since I figure you guys will be visiting frequently and crashing there too!
Lex, I miss you! Say hi to all the guys for me and tell them I miss them too.
Love!
RR
Ps: They're in order of my least fav to my fav, enjoy!
choice #1 - floorplan
kitchen
living room
1st floor bath 
master
loft
bedroom #2
2nd floor bath
bedroom #3
choice #2 - floorplan
(I forgot to take pictures! Just ask Spence though.)
choice #3 - floorplan
(again, I forgot to take pics, but the decorating of both this one and the one before it werent our type so it might have turned you off, go off the floor plans!)
choice #4 - floorplan
kitchen
living room
powder room
master
hall/stairway
loft
bedroom #2
2nd floor bath
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 10:11:28
From: Spencer <drummin4life@gmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, bdenurie@hotmail.com
Dude, I must be completely bored. My sister woke me up the cast of HSM is on Ellen or something. But, yea, the places were cool, and I liked the second to last one. The location was good, and it was easy to get in and out of. Plus, there were these hot guys mowing the grass.
And...yea...Bren 'saw' that apartment all right. Alex, I know, I owe you ten bucks, but really, that could have been yelling or something. Why are you always right? Or do you have some sex radar or something that you know when your friends are doing it like hundreds of miles away?
If so? What am I doing right now? -types one handed-
Check you kids later, I have a bowl of CocoPuffs with my name all over it!
Spen
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 10:21:42
From: Lex <lexsex@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com, ryro@yahoo.com
Wow! Those are fucking amazing Ry! Shit, I dunno, I like them all really, well, maybe not the first one, the one with one garage, it looks small for a condo. If your mom and dad are gonna buy something it better be the biggest one, so not that one, its nice I guess for college students tho, but i think the 2 garages would be a fuckn good sellin point. the other two are fuckin sweet apartments tho, i guess it depends on if we want an apartment or a condo, whatcha think?
well, he saw the important parts, right? ry naked in it, i'm sure that made it as atractive as it needed to. I know my best friend, and i know sex, just call me a god!
*smirks*
okay, so i went off to tmobile and bought one of those sidekick things (Pete's influence, I swear!). I gotta run out to do a few things, but I'm taking it with me and i can get my email on there, so I can keep up with whatever you're doing. Well, not whatever YOU'RE doing Sence, but you know.
*MU-fuckin-AH*
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 10:38:28
From: Brendon Urie <bdenurie@hotmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, drummin4life@gmail.com
OMG seriosuly someone get the me the fuck outta here this crazy chick down the hall just i dunno sprayed her prefume and it sticks like bug spray, for real yo! its horrible
yea, so i agree with ryan. that one is the coolest, where is it at?
and hows ocme i wasnt in on this bet? i brought the lube! (i am so just kidding ry, -kiss-kiss-)
speaking of pics, im gonna go out to my car and get my camera and load the ones i hav eon it, spence remember that time you humped the flamigo, yea, the photo is proof. the office is tkain a out of lunch today, but since i left early yesterday, i have to stay, so i need something to do/
oh ry, i got some cute ones of you!
xoxo
bren
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 10:45:55
From: Ryan Ross <ryro@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com, lexsex@yahoo.com
Wow, so much to respond to and I only sent the first like what, half hour ago or something?
So...Spence, stop jackign off and come keep me company? :o)
I like all four of them, they're beautiful and they're all close enough to campus. I do have to agree though, that first one is a bit small if we're gonna sell it again and the bedrooms dont look so big, so maybe we'll cross that one off and go with the other three?
Stop it Lex! No talking about my naked parts in an apartment! I'm alone in my bedroom and bored because I couldn't go in today after my drs appt and now mom and dad are gone and i'm alone and i want company (and I know im sounding like a whiney bitch but i cant help it, I want the fucking cast off and I wanna be back to normal! But nooooooooooo cant ake the cast off, too soon, another few weeks, be patient blah blah blah blah blah.
You got a sk? for real? thats sweet Lex, i bet that means you and Pete are going to keep in contact? did he even take you out shopping for it? I'm sure he stood there and held your hand as you picked it out huh?
Ugh, Bren, when are youg etting out? are you coming over? I'm so fucking bored!
I don'treally like pics o f me have the time. I'm scared to see them.
going back to NOTHING
RR
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 10:50:20
From: Spencer <drummin4life@gmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, bdenurie@hotmail.com
No, please Alex, keep going, I really need something to think about...
I guess I could come over. That would work. I'll see you as soon as I put some clothes on and get something to eat. All this, um, action is making me hungry.
And Bren, bring it on. I have shit on you too, you know? Remember high school (because it was so long ago). Yea.
SPEN
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 11:01:23
From: Lex <lexsex@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com, ryro@yahoo.com
You wanna think about naked ry in an aparmtent? is there something i should knwo about the two of you? its bad enough i found you in bed together half dreseed, now you wanna think about him naked? you know, i could attempt to arange a threesome if youre really interested, i'd suggest foursome but i doubt youd wanna get naked with Brendon.
Well ry, I dont know. Condo is cool for more space and the ability to sell it after. Apartment is cozy too, just look at the one here. What do you guys think?
Dont worry babe, yull get the cast off soon and then you'll be back to your slutty self. ;-)
and yeah, Pete sorta took me shopping altho cuz it was him it was more like we got to go 'shopping' in a private little boutique thing where the 'stars' go. so if he has special features to his, i have special features to mine cuz they gave me what they give the stars but at a HUGELY discounted rate because Pete talked the lady into it. Sweettalked her really and had his arm around me and was acting like i was his bf or something. it was fun.
how fast do we need to make a decision ry?
ops, coffee is ready!
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 11:03:20
From: Spencer <drummin4life@gmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, bdenurie@hotmail.com
Promise, I am checking it one last time before I leave to come over Ryan.
And a threesome, no, I would totally go for a foursome. Brendon has an ass that gods would dream of.
Ok, I am leaving.
But, I would say condo...you can build equity instead of just wasting it on rent.
See you in a few Ryan!
SPENCER
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 11:19:35
From: Ryan Ross <ryro@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com, lexsex@yahoo.com
Dont i get a say in this threesome/foursomem thing? and if not, whatre you going to make me do?
Spence has a point, which means the one that was my fav to begin with. As far as how fast? Well.....i think the sooner the better because school starts soon and if theyre going to buy it they need to kinda go thru with it this week and try and get it done before the end of the month. I dont know if things go quite that fast, but I can see. we should have looked weeks ago!
thats really cool of Pete, think he can help me get one? ;o)
Mmmmmmmmmm coffee!!!!! Now I want some...I want food too!
grrrr
RR
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 11:41:11
From: Brendon Urie <bdenurie@hotmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, drummin4life@gmail.com
WHY CANT IT BE NOON YET! seriosuly, and my dad just 'popped' in to see if i wanted to sit with him at the lunch table. what is this? junior high?
ooooh...
um, i think i will just stick with ryan, thank you very much! you too can get your own freaky thing on. i am completely content!
and yea, the equity thing is good, real good. i heard about that on npr on my way in with dad. weird how that happens, i just herd if and now you all are talking about it
-hears twillight zone music-
and :( no ry....remember, i have to go to my cousins dance recital thing an hour away, so i wont be home until after 11 or something, then up birhght and early. believe me, i would much rather be with you! (i love you! and your grrrrrs)
spence you better get over there and take the fuck care of my boy or i will come to your house and i will CUT YOU!
shit dad's boss, gotta go!
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 11:53:34
From: Lex <lexsex@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com, ryro@yahoo.com
Okay, so I guess we're at a condo then. You can let your parents know that we're going for your top choice then and they can take it from there. I'm excited to come home and see it in person!
Pete would probably be ecstatic to help you get one. If he gets you what i've got then you're golden, you'll have the new sk, you'll have a good plan and you'll have all his benies. I'll ask him about it tonight when I see him. I dont think I told you he's taking me to a club that hes djing tonight, i get to be a part of his entourage, should be a lot of fun.
Bren you sound aggrivated. Hope it isn't all that bad for you, its just work you know. :)
The coffe was fucking good, now I want more but I'm already back at the apartment. I dn't feel like walking back to get some and I don't feel like making some. anyone wanna take a trip to LA to bring me coffee? ;)
LEX
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 11:54:33
From: Brendon Urie <bdenurie@hotmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, drummin4life@gmail.com
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!
i was uploadin the pics and rereading, cause its so damn slow...and WHAT? half naked in your bed? ry? spence? what's going on here? too bad my mom saw my camera and had me take off the pic of me flipping it off...or else i would have something special for the both of you....
leaving me here all alone and snuggling together half naked.... -pouts-
here
you all can just KISS IT!BREN
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 11:55:20
From: Spencer <spencersmith@tmail.com>
Subject:
To:ryro@yahoo.com
On my way. txt if u want me 2 pick up sumthin
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 11:56:01
From: Ryan Ross <ryro@yahoo.com>
Subject:
To: spencersmith@tmail.com
Pizza!!! :) and anything else to keep us occupied for the day
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 11:59:41
From: Ryan Ross <ryro@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com, lexsex@yahoo.com
K, I'll let mom and dad know when they get home tonight. Hopefully they can put in an offer tonight and get things through fast. They have the money, I think they do at least, so hopefully it can go thru fast enough so that we have the keys before school starts. I'm so excited Lex! You'll love it, I know you will and it'll be ours really!
Bren, that sucks, i wanted to see you tonight! Spence is on his way though, he just texted me, so I guess we'll find a way to be busy tonight and I won't miss you too much. But I'll stil miss you.
As for the nakedness in bed...Spence, Lex and I went to the FOB show in LA and Pete invited us to the afterparty. We fell asleep in Lex's bed while he was checking on a couple of the guys and...well, thats how Lex found us when he came back. Apparently we were curled up together and entwined and dressed for bed...so half naked...Spence is actually really comfy to curl up with and snuggle with and sleep with.
Bren, whose ass is that?
Oh, I would love to Lex, but I can't drive so...no.. :( get one of the guys or hell, Pete kisses your feet, ask him to bring you some!
<3
rr
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 12:16:16
From: Brendon Urie <bdenurie@hotmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, drummin4life@gmail.com
pete kisses everyone's assl. true story
and that is so awesoem for you guyys i cant wait to see the new place. im willing to help you all move in! i really cant wait it will be nice not to hang out at our parents anymore does it have a pool?
i know it sucks. damn couisins and the ghetto dancing. im going to miss you too, actually, i already do :(
it's ok. really....i just wish it were me cuddling and yea, spence used to me more comfy and cuddly didnt you spence? hehe
YOU DONT KNOW YOUR OWN BUM! -is assssssshamed-
oh! alex? how is lex? next time i come visit i want to bring some toys for him, like rope bones, the kind that dont make a dog vomit!
and here are some pics to enjoy from warped i cant beleive we actually got to use the backstage passes for the good of meeting some bands. the dude from bayside was sweet! he emailed me the other day!
oh, we have so many cute pics! and alex, i have some of spence you can take and put in your wallet, haha!
-dances to elevator music they are playing-
brennn
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 12:24:41
From: Lex <lexsex@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com, ryro@yahoo.com
You weren't just snuggling Ry, you were wrapped around eachother and if you hadn't had clothes on I'd have thought you two had just fucked. ;)
And Pete doesn't really kiss anyones ass, but he does take care of those people he likes. seriusly Bren, get in with him and you may have everything your heart has ever desired. lol, i know, i know, you don't want that, you're not a huge Pete fan, but I hope maybe someday I can change that cuz he's really fucking cool.
sweet pics Bren, you guys look adorable together. when were those taken? How'd I miss it?
Ry, is Spence there yet? he's been silent for a long time. Or are you two picking up where you left off in my bed? ;)
rawr
Lex
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 12:45:06
From: Spencer <drummin4life@gmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, bdenurie@hotmail.com
IM HERE! IM HERE!!!!!
I've taken over Ryan's computer while he went to take a piss. Or should I have joined him and held it for him? Shake it once, that's fine. Shake it twice, that's ok. Shake it three time.... NO WAIT! He is getting naked, poor Ry, even after that night, he is still nervous getting naked around me. Me, not so much, all I need to remove are my skivvies!
And I agree with Brendon. That is completely awesomeness that you guys are so close to getting a place. They really are nice establishments. And if I weren't going to be an hour away, I would ask my parents for one similar. Damn school.
(Hey Bren, does it feel like we are simply spamming a good conversation that might change the rest of Alex and Ryan's lives? *laughs*)
And Bren, you better watch what pictures you post, or I will slam you with ones like these.
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!How are you Alex? Anything changed since I talked to you last night? Haha.
SPENCER @ RYAN'S HOUSE
oh yea, you guys are missing out on some kickass pizza! And you never know Bren, we might just end up half naked in Ryan's bed again. What are you gonna do about it?
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 12:49:58
From: Lex <lexsex@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com, ryro@yahoo.com
Whoa, Spence, you got a thing for Ry? Should we leave the two of you alone with your pizza and what ever you have in store for the two of you? And yu're already almost naed? what'd you do, strip when Ry hobbled out to piss? Such a sexy thing you are.
Eh, you guys will practically be living there whenever youg et time, we dont mind you being in on the convo so don't fret it.
Um, no, not much has changed. the apartment is still pretty fucking empty without you and ry here. I got used to having him here again after the week of you guys wandering around, so I'm going thru withdrawal again. I get a lazy day today which is nice. So yeah, nothing reallys all that different. Oh, except that Pete and Patrick are coming over (and bringing coffee). I guess they set up a play date for Hemmy and Lil Lex the guys and Pete are gonna be all about that while I get to chill with Patrick. That'll be fun I'm sure.
Oh, and Lex is great, hes grown a little. Ry and Spence played a little bit of babysitter while they were here, you can ask them how big he's gotten, but he's still really adorable and still pretty damn tiney.
How's ry doing Spence? Seriously? he'll read this, I know, but I wanna be sure he's okay, I worry about him when I'm not around sometimes.
Yoy guys got some crazy pics, but keep 'em cming, I love them!
Lexlex
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 12:57:55
From: Spencer <drummin4life@gmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, bdenurie@hotmail.com
Ry is doing good. i think so. *wipes tear* They grow up so fast those little ones.
And you know I am all about you. *winks* Although, if he does take much longer in there I might have to go get him. He could just be taking a shit tho, and I don't want to walk in on that action. Or hell, jerking off for all I know.
That sounds like fun, you hanging out with the guys. But, yea, Pete isn't a very happy topic for Brendon. He simply hasn't been a fan of his since we saw them on the Black Clouds and Underdogs tour. So no offense to you guys with being friends and trying to involve him and things. He's weird, being a lead singer, he still doesn't like when people use their microphones to preach to a vulnerable audience. Which, yea, I could see that. I mean, I can't stand Bono for that reason. So, it is really nothing against you all.
And Brendon, don't be pissed at me for saying that. it's the truth. And everyone has a right to their own opinion. So, instead, I will make you smile with a pic I took last night!
Enjoy all! I personally think it is the most adorable thing I have ever seen. I agree with Alex, you guys are cute together!Oh, here is Ryan, and he does look relaxed after a nice shit. Must of had to make room for the pizza!
Lata
Spencer
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 01:03:19
From: Ryan Ross <ryro@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com, lexsex@yahoo.com
Damn...what'd I miss? LOL, you guys are crazy!
Spence, if you really want me, all ya gotta do is ask. ;)
I feel out of it, you go to use the bathroom for five minutes and suddenly Spence has taken over and everythings all psycho. So yeah..I guess we're way off topic of what the email started as.
When're you going to lunch Bren? We can leave you be for a while since Lex has company coming and yu're heading off to lunch. And we've got pizza and qaf or something. although last time we watched qaf together we ended up in a questionable situation that has led to discussion in these emails.
Bren, I love those pics! And Spence, how'd you get one onto my cmpter? Gimme more! :)
RR
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 01:13:18
From: Brendon Urie <bdenurie@hotmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, drummin4life@gmail.com
HAHAHAHHAHAH
this is some good shit. no pun intended or needed there. and no spence i am not mad, as long as you keep your pants on and keep it PG yo!
and ry...are you trying to get rid of me? -pouts- why are you emailing spence when he is sitting right next to you? have you been taking the wrong pills -teases and kisses cheek, then down to your jaw and past you neck-
oh, alex! here are some spen pics.
OH AND you're two favorite boys
and if no one else is going to say it...where the fuck are you too? dating? friends with benefits? boyfriends? what?
-grins wide and brightly as i await an answer-
BRENDON BOYD URIE
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 01:13:55
From: Spencer <spencersmith@tmail.com>
Subject:
To:ryro@tmail.com
I uploaded them last nite grins
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 01:16:13
From: Ryan Ross <ryro@tmail.com>
Subject:
To: spencersmith@tmail.com
oooh...bren thinks we're having an afffair...why are we sitting next to eachother texting?
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 01:21:24
From: Ryan Ross <ryro@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: bdenurie@hotmail.com, drummin4life@gmail.com, lexsex@yahoo.com
No Bren, I'm not tryign to get rid of you. Aren't we all just havin fun?
and I dunno, Spence and I are weird? We're texting eachother too...how messed up is that? he's texting me while molesting me. Hey thatkinda rhymes! lol
those pics are so good, I love them very much. Spence, you look hot in each of them!
And btw, no, I didn't take a shit, I'm an invalid on crutches with a cast and learning how to pee standing up with the two extra things is tricky not to mention having to get the pants down and balance and everything.
Me and Spence? We're secretly dating.
:)
RR
Date: Tues, 16 Aug 01:27:16
From: Brendon Urie <bdenurie@hotmail.com>
Subject: RE:Apartments/condos (with pics!)
To: lexsex@yahoo.com, ryro@yahoo.com, drummin4life@gmail.com
what? do you all have ry working for you too? dammit....spence...alex....what's up? come on, the word needs to be in black and white. what are you guys?
-pouts-
why all the avoidance>? im the only fucker actually working here and no one answers my questions!
but yes...look at spence's arms in the one where he's humping the flamingo. shit...if you weren't my buddy, id be all over that like white on rice yo!
ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION BEFORE I GO INSANE!
i love you ry :D
BREN
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